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sassminsterabbey: gigatrix: sassminsterabbey: weaponsandtranquility: sassminsterabbey: party...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:18:57 -0400

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die.

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary

imawalkingtravestyy: mind-of-a-sociopath: bowling-for-mice-and-...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:03:33 -0400

imawalkingtravestyy:

mind-of-a-sociopath:

bowling-for-mice-and-men:

ygoandown:

My most favourite thing ever

These just get better

.

I love these so much!

perpetualvelocity: localteenager: I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:08:53 -0400

perpetualvelocity:

localteenager:

I really hate when parents don’t respect their kids personal space or boundaries and then get offended or upset when you get mad or they act like its nothing because they’re your parents. They are your children not your fucking property.

ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:05:43 -0400

ballerinahomicide:

trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.

lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????

most accurate post on tumblr

phantom-quantum: sonotaghostkid: This is really not okay. I...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:01:29 -0400

phantom-quantum:

sonotaghostkid:

This is really not okay.

I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.

If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that it’s different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.

Thank you for this.

notyouraveragepornblog: blasianxbri: mamamorgantayl0r: Th...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:01:26 -0400

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

spicyshimmy: i think it’s beautiful that no matter who you are, no matter your feelings about mages...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:14:01 -0400

spicyshimmy:

i think it’s beautiful that no matter who you are, no matter your feelings about mages or templars, no matter what kind of hawke you play, no matter who you’re romancing, the very first time you play dragon age 2, everybody has the exact same reaction.

“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress....

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:27:08 -0400

“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.

Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”

— Stoya

Seizure/Panic Warning!

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:27:02 -0400

kosplaybaby:

I’M SORRY SO MANY TEXT POSTS BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

there’s a post going around of some girl linking to a “picture of her prom dress” when the link leads to a picture of a gif’d mutilated face and screaming. i imagine that this could be very harmful to both people with epilepsy or those with anxiety problems and the like. it happened to alarm me a lot.

please boost so no one gets hurt! we don’t want any seizures or panic attacks!

Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:17:41 -0400

Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

smilestootybooty: turntechgodisc: turntechgodisc: you ever assume that when hussie makes a design...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:09 -0400

smilestootybooty:

turntechgodisc:

turntechgodisc:

you ever assume that when hussie makes a design or outfit for a character hes just staring back at the fandom and saying “yeah just TRY and cosplay that fuckers”

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:07 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

"If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:04 -0400

“If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.”

- Osho (via chasingeuphoriia)

amarantto: juicyjacqulyn: captain-america-steve: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:11:59 -0400

amarantto:

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

I got it and deleted that shit
don’t click it

Muse - Panic Station live 23/05/2013

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:10:04 -0400

Muse - Panic Station live 23/05/2013

igotkickedoutofchurchaha: sarastic: greeleys: mondoleon: gute...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:01:21 -0400

igotkickedoutofchurchaha:

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

Read guten tag in a Wisconsin accent…

Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:57:56 -0400

Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.

almostregretful: EVER.

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:49:33 -0400

almostregretful:

EVER.

amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:14:06 -0400

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:04:57 -0400

telvi1:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.